What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you? Ten after one
What game do elephants like to play most? Squash
What did the cat say to the elephant?
Meow
What did the grape say to the elephant?Nothing, grapes can't talk.
How do you stop a charging elephant?Take away its credit cards.
How can you tell when an elephant is under your bed?Your nose is squashed against the ceiling.
If you see an elephant in your car, what time is it?
Time to get a new car.
What should you do when you see a blue elephant?
Cheer it up.
Why don't elephants ride bikes?
They don't have a thumb to ring the bell.
