tat idiotic BITCH~ and tis time i reali mean it...

guess wat she saes???
our mian bao's gifts are worthless things which cost ard $1!!!!!!
WE GAVE HER A SOOOOOOOOO EX KEYCHAIN, TREAT A MOVIE AND A SLICE OF CAKE
which in total abt $20 and tat SHIT SLUT BITCH IDIOT saes such a thing...

no wonder la~
even her mum saes our gift compare to mentoring gift is tooooooo small n got angry...
"like mum like daughter"....
gosh~
i doubt she gt even tell her mum we treat her a movie cos all the while she been tinkin a movie coz $1.10 oni...
BLOODY HELL! BITCH~ ASSHOLE!!!!!
n she tinks tat the cake DROP DOWN from SKY!!!!
gosh~ pardon mi...tat's the most ex slice of cake i ever buy!!!!

wth she tink she is...can u believe it??!
now all i wanna sae is.....

ASK HER GO DIE LA~
i dun wan to see her shity face which is black everi morning..
trying to ask sha nt to c mi nor to ans my call....
who the hell u tink u r??? her mum??? my foot!
trying to rush sha to the class when i was ard so to nt to c mi....
n kip interrupting mi when i toking to sha~

BRING IT ON~

THIS TIME I NOT GONA GV U ANI MORE FACE...
IF I GONA SCREAM IN LECTURE HALL....

I WILL!!!

bring ur bloody challenge on~

i'm waiting!!!

U TRY ME!!

U'RE TESTING

MY PATIENCE...!

and i gona tell u...it has reach it's limits!

2dae reali nt my dae to go out
u see...these are wat happens~

1) i enter mi class n kick the table leg till i almost fall dwn n kiss the floor
2) mi trying to fix my pencil, and instead gtting it fix the other end flew off...lucky no one sick beside me
3) i went makan wif man they all, i almost kiss the door coz it nv write 'pull' so i push n nv expect it nt to open...
4) i makan food will the fork bend lyk hell....
5) at library... i place my hand on a poster while waiting the lift and when i remove....the poster drop...
6) i hit man's book so hard tat my hand hurts...sm more i accident...
7) hit mel's head while toking to sha~ hehe!
8) there's tis grp of ppl who book the rm n came...n they actuali thought we book the rm n gt so curious tat hw cm 2 grp of ppl cn book the same rm...and man so cute told them coz' we nv book...hehe!

2dae's reali nt my dae seh~ hehe oops.... >.<

well...sch reopen 2 daes ago...but mi still in holiday mood....aft tis wk muz start listening to class le...no more enjoying life.... >.<

nw...starting to lOOk for a REAL boyfren...hard to find seh...
however i realise i do hv sm feeling towards smone...who is nt impossible...but tat i cnnt sae who...
is sm one i nv mention in tis blog ever...
n of coz...nid a start i nid let go the past...so i decided to do so...
lOOK up for smone who is handsm nw...haha~ quite difficult seh...so far he's the most handsm...ahhem...u noe who...
so muz set mi target lower~ =]

sch start...still same the gal is as NOISY as ever...haix...n of coz act extra in her cca booth...
cnnt b bothered wif her la~ nw is yr 2..so GANBETTE ba~ =]

hey...haha i'm bk~

and tat gal sia...acted she noe alot abt yilin la...n i noe nthing...so she show off attitude lor...sae u noe yilin got into japs for cds..haha~ i noe her attitude so i acted sae i noe...but actuali i dun..n she juz kip quiet...hahaha~

hi people...
god reali bless mi...i gt abit gd news...but i kip forgting to post coz' of smbody~
ok...here's the news....
MONDAY NO CLASS!!!
muhaha~ long wkend seh~ sm more...it's equal to i cn continue mi JOB!
yohu! happi...but the sad news is...kuku n shah is DIFF class from US~ n god bless them coz' smone oso same class as them n for sure esp proj she will BUG on them... in addition... u noe...
SHE'S LAZY...last time PECON...GOOD EXPERIENCE FOR ME LE...so is Q-METHOD...n sm more... SYSTEMCON...she so lazy to do tat in the end she juz nid to print...yet she print wrong thing....n...haha~ she told chin...b4 i do proj...YOU MUST let mi watch pokemon 1st!!!!!

so GOD BLESS them...... haiz....

but mi's bless...wif man, mel, chin...all hardwking one...i tink mi laziest le...everi time wait last min...

i'm so scare ytd...bro n mum gt into "fight" ytd midnite....ard 1.30am....
coz' bro go out till veri late n nv ans phone n he tok bk to mum make mum so piss off tat she hit him...wori! X.x i kip asking mi mum to stop then aft tat bro tok abt $$$$ prob...tat's the prob i wori most... mum's supporting mi daily use...but u c...i spend quite alot...though i also save alot...n hw long still cn mum wk...hw long cn she still support mi... cn i find a job tat support mi well? i'm so wori whenever we cm across tis prob...i realise i been trying to ignore...but the more i ignore the worrier i gt...y muz there be $$$? it's juz another piece of paper...smtin we cnnt even brin into our coffin....y isit so impt? it oni break up families n nthing else... i hate it!!!! REALLY!

lucky mi mum no nid wori for mi sch fees...i paying them my own...i guess m the oni one who pay mi sch fees own self...it's mi hard earn $$$....
tat's y i nid to wk...i cnnt afford nt to wk...
i wan to stop spending so much...but there are so mani nice stuffs to buy?! gosh~ i nid to noe whether isit my wants or needs...
n buy oni those needs.... >.<
i feel bad...n i dun wish to waste $$$...economy's BAD! t.t

hey people...i'm back...with...SURPRISES and...

ok...ytd went out will CAI MAN, KUKU, SHAH and...ahhem~ u noe...smone i dun lyk...hehe
hmm~ we're suppose to celebrate kuku n her bdae...so i brought along 2 gifts...1 pic album and 1 keychain...so u noe the size aft wrap...hehe...so definitely...the larger in size i cn write more words rite? tat's common sense... but u see sm one dun hv...nvm...let mi start frm beginning...

b4 i mit them at MRT....she n shah went toliet tok...she complain y ppl in her cca oni plans les bdae nv plan her's...y no one remember her...well 1st i wanna sae...if smone wanna plan smtin surpirsing for u...will tat person so dumb cm n tell u?? u tink everione lyk u...wan to tell the person i'm the one plan ur bdae?? haha...2nd ur bloody attitude makes ppl sick...so if they forgt u..serve u rite....

haha...tat's nt it...i guess shah mention tat kuku is nice coz' even we gv her juz a tiny piece of paper she appreciate it...then tat gal immediately sae...SHE's ALSO! gosh~ remember tis statement!!! veri impt!!! haah~

well n i tink she kip askin shah whether we celebrate kuku bdae?? coz' she scare we dun wan celebrate her's...haha...nvm...nt impt

next wen i reach i mit them n i told them i makan le...u noe wat she sae tat piss mi off??! "good lor...eat le then still cm late?!" asshole rite?? nvm...nt so impt....

this the best part...we went bk makan...n i ask kuku n her to sit dwn n we buy for them makan so i cn put the cake on their tray...then u see...the moment she noe we celebrate kuku's bdae 2gether wif her's she lyk nt so hapi...nvm...when i pass the gift...SHE BLACK FACE.....!!!!!! and i heard her asking man wat they bought 4 mi bdae....
now wait sec wat she sae previously?? is lyk abt 30 mins diff oni...NVM~ let's skip the middle go to the end of dae...wen mi oready left....

she told shah tat she's disappointed in the gift....she can't help to compare the size of the gift...n kuku's gift gt so mani words her's oni hapi 18th bdae.....blah blah blah~
pardon me...but isn't she's a BITCH and i mean B-I-T-C-H.... hw cn u sae such a ting to the person who gv u smtin...at least u shud smile n act u lyk it....aft all it's people efforts....! sm more her igft mi n man specially chose n waited so long for her gift to gt fix.... sm more we even treat her a cake n movie seh~
please who god damn on earth u tink a movie coz u oni $1.10???! tat's for kuku's gift?!

well...ok let's go bk to the middle part...we went for a movie...definitely, mayb when man and shah cry...haha...n went 4ever 21....shah gt herself CREDITS! haha~ n man n her buy smtin too...
n went long john for dinner...n i went off...
trust mi she nv even tnk mi for the gift when i pass to her...nt even till nw...she oni tnk mi for the dae....

and of coz' i remember telling man~ if tis time she black face again...
NO MORE GIFTS FOR HER!! and mi n shah mean it! bloody hell...i nv gt such an attitude so far in life seh...BITCH! gosh~ grrrrr.......

well well well....

haha m BACK!!!
wohu...i shud start a little of mi findings these daes...
i guess ppl frm ang mo country having holidae...c them everi where seh~ o.o
n of coz' i rather KIND these daes...giving mi seats to more elderly....haha~

ytd treat mi students will biscuit...abit notti la~ but i juz sae a comment..."though i nv set rules...hope u cn have ur own limits...i dun wish to c sm1 smsing thru out my class...."
and the student stop n behaves...so i told them the behave well tat's y i treat...in addition...it mayb my last class wif them...coz' i scare timetable crush~ o.o

they are rather swit teenagers...at least nw behaves and one kip telling mi..."lao shi wo ai ni, lao shi wo yao ni...haha"
i means teacher i love you....teacher i want you...cute rite??! is a she la...so dun tink too much hor.... =]

well... couple of weeks ago went aust....n sis went fortune telling the person told mi sis...ur sis will get married at the age of 22...nw she have yet to have ani relationship... >.<

haha...tat's reason y nw mi msn nick... "new target" nid to search for a GUY nw O.O... if nt cnnt hv R.O.M..shah's waiting~ haha!

well looking 4ward to tmr...mitting a grp of ppl...haha~ and of coz' hope mi timetable nt late for thurs n mon n nthin on sat! =]

天下没有不散之宴席
there's nothing such as endless dinner...

人生的结局只是一句 "再见"!
the ending of life story is just a "goodbye"!

so please treasure life to the fullest today! =]
haha~ suddenli feel lyk saying such thing coz' today went to pray my grandma who died in 2005 and grandpa in 1994... life is soooooooooo fragile....

"smtimes when i got too close to my frenz...i'll tend to stop...
it's all bcoz i hope the day we're apart we wun b too sad..."

hmm~ happiness is soooooo SHORT.... sorrow is FOREVER~ >.<

kz..dun spoil our mood...haha~ next sun my lunar bdae...gona b a full moon... =]

muhaha~
ytd on mi bdae...i receive..................
an INVITATION CARD~
from TPSS inviting mi to speech day! =] sooooooooooo HAPPY!!!!
1st invitation card ever i receive in my life seh~ =]

so..tis yr gt lot's of 1st...
1st guy i say handsm...
1st invitation card....
1st bdae celebration wif mian bao members...
1st time i wrote to overseas...
1st time go australia...
1st time go out wif man, les and shah~

wow...mani mani 1st...more to come seh~ =]
hope i'm awaes soooooooooooo LUCKY! =]

thank you people for remembering mi bdae....have u gv mi present?? if not...u owe mi one! haha~

got lot's surprise tis yr...frm mian bao and students... =] tnx lots...reali veri touch...n all your nice post in everi where...reali tnx...glad to have u as frenZ...
wow...18 is reali different now...legal to smoke...drink and gamble seh~
wan get marry oso ok! =]

haha~ shah still remember mi sae wan gt marri on 18 bdae...but i nv leh~ hehe~

but love ur gifts ppl...n tnx for all the smses at midnite sharp...
haha! hope to c u soon...tnx reali.... =]

haix...hope he replied ytd...but nv...abit disappointed >.<
i doubt he'll reply...hmm~ but nvm...let's put tis person deep in sm place... =]

o yea...cut lots cake tis yr... a slice frm mian bao.... 2 from students and 1 coming soon...on mi bro bdae tmr....

haha~ kz...will write till here....later aft wash mi pets then continue! =]

thank you to whoever plans for last sat "party" or rather outing...
all tnx to mian bao group....u see...mi bdae cming soon..on tis thurs...so mian bao veri good lor..plan outing in order celebrate oso ma~ =]
n i was SO LATE for the mitting seh~ sori ppl to keep u waiting! =[ feel bad seh~
then we mit at billy bombers originalli was sakae...but tat dae no buffet....
haha..then when our orders came...the manager pass mi a cake...i was so SHOCK... O.O...!
okok..ty nice manager! =] but it was man, les n shah's idea i gueSs! haha~
true enough i was surprise...i almost told the manager i nv order...nt coz' shah immediately sae "yuwen happi bdae" i mite hv told the manager wrong table! haha~

then man told mi originali she wanted put on sakae moving tray then ask mi look up...but u c...i told her...if she told mi "look there's a cake~" i wuld juz sae "orh~ ok..." n let the cake move on! haha~... then aft tt les gt to go off...so pity nv shop 2gether...
but still wif shah n man...we went diva... o yea nt forgtting they gv mi a nice present wif a heart shape note... =] then aft tat we went bugis...originali i wanted do manicure de...but we too excited to shop till no time... shah n man bought clothings....mi bought a tortise... =] then ard 7+pm...we gtg...coz' shah was late for her aunt's wedding anniversary....n i nid mit mum...
o btw... u may b curious wat's mi gift?! haha a bottle of polo perfume~ nice smell seh~ =]
heard is chose by man n les~ haha! =] n the color is NICE....swit pink! ty galz...n they even sang mi a bdae song...haha~ love ya~ =]

human true colors somtimes can be god damn horrible...y do i sae so??
well...u see..mum's boss got sm super natural power...n ppl who look him up mainly those who need help...
oc coz' it's no wrong to be in need of help...but the problem lies here...these people are NEVER thankful...instead they tink tat u shud do it... these ppl nv thank him at all...not even a cup of coffee...
today he asked me...wuld u lyk to have these power...i told him a NO...and he asked y??
i replied...these people are so IRRITATING....
many of his customers are so GREEDY.... u see...some of them are at wits end...n came to beg him...so smtimes he gv them a lucky number...which make them rich over nite...but u see... most of them who strike will in turn lie to him sae nv...or juz act sae...won veri little oni...n act nthin happen... sm times aft a period of time they will cm beg again~

haix...so scary rite?!...
wat's next??
nowadaes i alwaes took MRT...n i so PISS off when i see those super GREEDY aunties n uncles rush into the TRAIN...
sm times...the train haven't even stop...these people had oready had their hands on the door...and rush in once the doors are open even before dozens of people move out...haix...?? wait's there to rush?? gosh~ horrible beings...

n next on the list...is a BITCH..u noe who i refer to...tis bloody BITCH she wans to find excuse for not mitting up on sat...but she found a lame one...which in a sec kena "broke" by mi n shah...lame rite?? y do u wan to lie over such tins...if u dun wan go mitting juz sae u dun wan..no one point a gun n force you seh~ well...i guess at 1st she mite hv thut tat it's sat i sure cnnt make it de...sm more the date was out long time ago...then she last min inform...sm more to my understanding the date is double confirm de... so i guess coz' of tat email man send sae i'm goin....make her last min decide nt to go...but btw...i'm so GLAD u r not there...
lyk wat i told shah...if i'm ur fren n u my oni fren...i wun b celebrating mi 18th bdae soon...is 81st bdae... =]
so i'm BLESS!!! =]

yohu!... halo...m BACK!
hmm~... a little bad news today...which nv make mi upset...
mi yet to qualify for the prize...so nid wait one more yr... >.<

but i got a GREAT NEWs!
tat gal not free tis SAT...though i noe she's lying...n a veri bad liar indeed...
but nvm...she's not cming is the oni tin tat matters! =]

haha~ hey people..if u duno hw to lie...dun lie...
lying oso nid skill...nt anione...anitin u cn lie one...dumbo!

haha~ that's all for today... =]

hmm~
guess what...mum bought mi a small diamond as bdae present today!!! XD

erm....well if u juz believed wat i sae...GOTCHA....i juz kidding...haha~ it's APRIL FOOL and u had juz bcome a FOOL! haha~ *evil laugh*

okok...i tink i better stop if nt no one's gona believe me le~!
haha...start of today at ard 9am...i cheated the 1st person haha....SHAH!
then followed by mum, bro, mum's boss and sis... =]
well...seems lyk i GOOD at lying! =]

hmm~ o yea...went takashimaya wif mum n her boss 2dae...guess wat...
i saw a 6.40 carat diamond...the cut was PERFECT...well i duno the price but my eyes almost pop out...
aft tat we went to tiffany...there's tis sq cut diamond... 5.08 carat...wanna guess the cost?

ans: $602,000

well...though i LOVE diamond so much...but remember...mum sae diamond is PRICELESS!...
unlike gold has economic value...diamond dun...

ok...end of my diamond story..."DIAMOND IS GAL'S BEST FREN!"

then ok...have a NICE poem to share wif all of u..
i went to coffee bean and saw tis on the plate...
it's a nice poem written by a prisoner to celebrate Mothers' Day...

A mother's dream:
Many a dream she tried to make it a reality
She turned blood to sweat
And her love to iron
She showed her endless love on me
What I learned from school wasn't knowledge to me
My heart and mind took wrong path
I hated rightness!
And I despised advice!
I basked in my overconfidence!
I disregarded my mother's advice!
I walked the path my feet lead me
I shattered my mother's dream
In the end i drowned in my own tears

"the gift of acceptance, forgiveness and 2nd chances can transform the lives of ex-offenders and their families"

well...wat's next...o yea...shah went CRAZY today...she been smsing mi sm crap...tat made mi scared of her...she gt split personality sia~ :S
BEWARE OF HER!!! >.<

ytd was mi 1st dae as teacher...was kinda LUCKY coz' mi students overall stills behaves well....
though a bit talkative :O

omg...can u believe it...it's APRIL...my happiest month in the YEAR....but sch reopening soon... >.<...n we gona b yr 2....

hmm~ next wanna tok abt politics or law...remember recentli gt a law on taxi nt allow to let customers to board or alight on roadsides in CBD area?? well...pardon me...but all those who set the laws are a banch of MARONS! wat the hell u doin?? 1st rise taxi fare...drivers are oready losing out...u noe rising the fare esp peak hrs...i wuld rather take bus sia....though it's slower... but much CHEAPER...u are indirectly "KILLING" or "BREAKING" the rice bowl of these taxi drivers.... nw wat..cnnt take taxi at roadsides in CBD areas...hw abt china town?? do u noe hw far cn a taxi stand b?? ppl rise hands at roadsides coz' they oready in a rush then u set a STUPID law sae cnnt...still wan ppl go all the way to taxi stand?? are u DUMB or BRAINLESS...then aft tat...make another law sae cn stop a small roads...DO U TINK IT MAKES A DIFFERENT?? who will wan to take the trouble to turn into these roads to see if there's customers?? please la...dun juz use ur mouth to tok...isit juz bcoz' u have ur own car...taxi stops at roadside block ur way in a sec u wan to get rid of them??? have u tink abt the consequences of ur idiotic actions?? u noe coz' of that bloody law...people find bus more convenient tat they rather take buses...
have u thought y ppl drives taxi?? do u tink it's a easy job?? i can tell u a strict "NO"...
dad has been complaining to me...hw hard life is when the taxi fare rises....then u ppl cm out wif a IDIOTIC law that make things worse...could u like put urself in others' shoes before setting the law?? u r making our lifes WORSE!! the drivers and passengers!!! everitin rises...but pardon me... PAYS NEVER RISE... r u trying to create inflation here?? use ur BRAIN if u have...before setting up laws...

well...wat's next...o yea~ mum's boss gave mi 5 small diamonds today...n i'm nt joking...it's a pendant...veri nice...

another thing...i realise...
MOST china people feels that their hometown is a disgrace to them that they can find ways to deny the fact that they are china nationality...
n say...i am an immigrate of Australia's china people... >.<
pardon me...but i realise even s'porean who immigrate are still PROUD to say they are from SINGAPORE!!

one more thing i realise...mayb i haven mention in blog but aunt's a a goddamn idiot too...haha...
y do i sae so...? once we went aust...we found a pack of fruits under the seats...
inside we have 1 and haf pack of strawberries...2 cucumbers... 2 mangoes and 1 honeydew...
my aunt nv ask mi or sis and when we alight she passed to the bus driver 2 cucumbers and 1 pack of strawberries....when i saw tat...i almost KILL her....she is so dumb!!! i wuld rather she gave away the honeydew lor...sm more hotel dun hv knife to cut the honeydew... n i love strawberries so much sia...i never see such a stupid person in my life.... gosh~

o yea~ forgt to tell u ppl...i found $5 on the floor at chinatown point juz nw...
GOTCHA...i was kidding again! :) muhahahahah~